I came back from my honeymoon and found this on the wall of the kitchen at work ... I guess I missed a mini crisis initiated by one of the owner's concern that the company is not customer-service-centric enough.

I was asked to "charitify" them (apparently, that's what people in the office say when something needs some sprucing up).
Here is what they turned into...

We now have a set of ten "Customer Service Quotables" that will be framed and hung strategically around the office and possibly turned into mousepads and coffee mugs. Kind of fun!